Quotes

"There are sh** loads of meaning in the songs. I don't know what they mean, but there's still meaning there".
- Liam about Noel's lyrics.

"Everyone knows that if you've got a brother, you're going to fight."
- Liam Gallagher

"It's a good thing we don't live in the United States, where guns are accessible, because I'd have blown his head off by now. The problem is, I can't fire him because my mom would kill me."
-Noel about Liam

"Sure I love Liam, but not as much as I love Pot Noodles."
- Noel Gallagher

"If I saw an alien, I'd tell it to f**k right off because whatever planet he came from they wouldn't have the Beatles or any deccent f*****g music. So they can f**k right off, I ain't going anywhere with them."
- Liam

"It is hard to be modest at times like these so I won't even try...you are all sh**e!"
- Noel

Interviewer: I have with me one of the stars of oasis...
Noel: What do you mean one of the stars?

Noel: "What are we gonna do now?"
Musician: Spend some of your money perhaps?
Noel: Yeah, but what on? I've got everything I want. I could only go and buy two of everything now -- that just gets boring.

"I do all the work so it's only right that I should get the most money. Plus I am the most handsome"
- Noel

"Next year I hope to get a stalker or two because I don't belive you've arrived until you get a stalker."
- Noel

"What makes Oasis different?"
Bonehead: "Good songs."
Liam: "And a handsome lead singer with a beard."

Noel orders a beer, the rest opt for lemonades and Cokes. Above us, the TV is on. CNN News. "Have you seen some of the stories they have on here?" Noel enquires. "Check this one I saw this morning. There's this guy who's 75 and he's got cancer. So his doctor tells him he's got about two years to live. So he thinks, 'F**k it, I've always hated my wife, the stupid bag.' So he kills her. 'What the f**k, I've got nothing to lose.' Then he's put in jail but, the problem is, he doesn't die. He's 99 now and guess what he's doing?" Noel surveys our expectant faces. "Suing the doctor," he cackles. "He's taking him to court," he continues, pissing himself. "And he's saying, ' If it wasn't for what you told me I would never have killed my wife and now you owe me ten million pounds.' I'm sitting there thinking, 'I know I live in a mad country but it's not half as crazy as it is here.'"
- Noel in America

"Now we all drink Pepsi"
- Noel after being sued by Coke

"Someone was playing a joke when they made me, you know, 'Let's make this guy a writer and a guitar player, but let's make him write with his left hand but play with his right, and let's have him born in the middle of May and give him a Christmas name like Noel, and let's make him a dodgy, schizophrenic, two-faced Gemini.' Cheers!"
- Noel Gallagher

"I could walk out the hotel and probably stand in the middle of Broadway naked and everyone would go, 'Ah, who's he?'"
-Noel on fame in America

"If I were in the Beatles, I'd be a good George Harrison."
-Noel

"We're not arrogant, we just believe we're the best band in the world."
-Noel

"The thing about us is we're honest. If we're asked whether we take drugs, we say yes. I was brought up by my mam not to be a liar."
-Noel

Question: "Who is Sally from Don't Look Back In Anger?"
"Sally does not exist. There is no Sally. It just fit the lyrics...I've never met a girl called Sally in my entire life."
-Noel

I'm a happy-go-lucky character. I'm not that miserable. But I can never let anyone into my world."
-Noel